inspiration lead to the creation of a nasty and lazy exim mta major manipulation helper. available here.

root@gandalf:/home/brand/perl# perl -v

This is perl, v5.8.7 built for i486-linux-gnu-thread-multi

Copyright 1987-2005, Larry Wall

Perl may be copied only under the terms of either the Artistic License or the GNU General Public License, which may be found in the Perl 5 source kit. Complete documentation for Perl, including FAQ lists, should be found on this system using `man perl’ or `perldoc perl’. If you have access to the Internet, point your browser at http://www.perl.org/, the Perl Home Page.

gee.. my first perl & DBI script.

and thanks to Pesho, for cheering me up earlier today with this great stuff.

“Can you tell me country starting with U?”

“How many Eiffel Towers there are in Paris?”

“Do you know what KFC is short for?”

Watch the above video about the stupidity of the American nation and do a native rofl.

choose no life. choose no career. choose no family. choose a fucking big computer with dual head. choose disk arrays with the size of washing machines, modem racks, CD-ROM writers and electrical coffee makers and vending machines. choose no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. choose no fiends. choose black jeans and matching combat boots. choose chairs for your office in a range of fucking fabrics. choose SMTP and wondering why the fuck you are logged in on Sunday morning.choose sitting in that swivel chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites and SSH consoles, stuffing junk food into your mouth. choose rotting away at the and of it all, phishing your last in some miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up lusers Gates spanwed to replace the computer-literate.

choose your future.

choose to sysadmin.

when I was.. 14, there was a man I was very amazed of. his name is Kiril Todorov, ex system administrator of online.bg, currently developer at securax.be, I saw the above on his website and now, unbelievable, 6 years later, I have my dream to become a system administrator true.

chase your dreams, my friends. at all cost. do it. even in my dreams, for example.. i have never though about this:

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